The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Randomize
