i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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