There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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