AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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