i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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