She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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