those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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