Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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