She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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