you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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