sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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