He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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