if you like me you must not know who I am
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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