For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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