Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
she peed on how many people?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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