so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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