I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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