Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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