woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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