I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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