he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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