I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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