the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
We have started to decorate penises.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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