Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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