He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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