How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
whose parrot is this?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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