this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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