Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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