my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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