they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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