fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
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