You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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