Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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