Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Shame is for Republicans.
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