...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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