A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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