need another drink. this is the easiest way
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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