Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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