I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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