yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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