I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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