i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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