Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I have feelings that need drinking.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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