He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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