Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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