hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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