I'm going to rape someone's good day.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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