We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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