Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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