It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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