Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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