Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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