SEEEEXXX PLEASE
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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