Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
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You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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