hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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